The
DigiPen Regulators

   Spring 06 Record
   2W - 1L   

   Next Game
Sunday
February 12
7 PM
Juanita HS
Directions

   Past Fliers
   Spring 2006
     Week 1
     Week 2

   Fall 2005
     Week 1
     Week 2
     Week 3
     Week 4

   Spring 2005
     Week 1
     Week 2
     Week 3
     Week 4
     Week 5
     Week 6

   Fall 2004
     Week 1
     Week 2
     Week 3
     Week 4
     Week 5
     Week 6
     Week 7
     Week 8
     Week 9


   Roster
   Zach Peterson
   Steve Chiavelli
   Jeff Knecht
   Jonathon Junker
   He Hate Me
   Austin McGee
   Bill Keen
   Jason Hoffman
   Ian Hall
   Mark Burkart


people have wondered why DigiPen has a football team.


   Latest Flier

Regulators Defeated by 4th Dimension


Time was not on DigiPen's side.


    Opponents have now harnessed Time itself in their quest to defeat the football machine from DigiPen. Losing by one point, the Regulators had the ball on the 1-yard line with 15 seconds to go when timeout was called. At the beginning of the next play, the referee announced that there were 4 seconds left in the game. DigiPen was too confused by this turn of events to run a successful play, and the game was over. Our hypothesis is that either the opponents have access to a time warp, or the refs really do suck that bad.

Post-Game Stats

Zach Peterson Bought an HD receiver so he could watch Oprah "as it was meant to be"
Austin McGee Watches Oprah with Zach
Jeff Knecht Was fascinated with his hands and continually claimed that they were "getting bigger"
Mark Burkart It's hard to get good stats when you don't play.
Ian Hall Watched all of Lost Season 1 in just under 3 days.
Jason Hoffman Must be butter, because he's on a roll? ... I don't get it
Steve Chiavelli Stayed up until 6:30 AM playing Civ 4
Shea Vos Was a little better this week
Junker Can't wait to watch Olympic figure skating
He Hate Me I could make fun of how he had to have his fiancé call and tell me he couldn't play this week, but I won't.
Mako Challenged the sun to a hot contest … and won
Roger Irwin More myth than man, only blurry photos support claims of his existence
Bill Keen Not to be confused with Bill Keane, creator of the "Family Circus" comic strip


    DigiPen's next game will be Sunday, February 12th at 7PM at Juanita HS. Directions to the game, past fliers, and team bios can be found on the Regulators website:
nothingsoft.com/regulators



Disclaimer:
This is not a DigiPen-related activity and DigiPen Institute of Technology is not associated with the team.